Average Joe The Professor, Charles Dong package has a unique story and a biography to sell the fantasy that this guy is awesome; it’s just his ding-a-ling that’s average. True-to-life sized dong 5.25 insertable inches and 1.45 inches girth. Realistic tip and veined shaft. Realistic, tight balls. Harness compatible suction cup base. Waterproof for play outside the bedroom. Made using phthalate free, non-toxic materials. Thermoplastic Rubber TPR. A water based lubricant is recommended.